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★ Never Do That Again
By | November 14, 2017

“I think I’m more open-minded than I’ve ever been as an investor. I’ve seen too much stuff work that technically shouldn’t have worked, and too much stuff fail that technically should have worked.” Team RockstarBringing you the best of money! After you’re […]

★ The Big Lebowski’s Lessons on Homeowners Insurance
By | November 13, 2017

“The last thing you want to do is have hundreds of gallons of sewage filling your basement and a small crew of people standing there looking at you saying, “We want the money, Lebowski,” before they get to work.” Team RockstarBringing you […]

★ Look Mortality in the Eye Without Flinching
By | November 7, 2017

“Today we are going to go toe-to-toe with our mortality and our weapon of choice will be an Estate Plan… Would you rather face Death with a plastic fork or an arsenal of modern weaponry?” Team RockstarBringing you the best of money! […]

★ Beware the Frivolous Purchase Threshold
By | November 6, 2017

“A few years back, we gave the store Target a nickname. We called it “the $100 store” because it seemed impossible to walk out of Target without spending at least $100.” Team RockstarBringing you the best of money! After you’re done reading […]

★ Keep Your Hands Off My 401K
By | November 2, 2017

“There has been many news reports about Congress wanting to reduce the amount that an employee can contribute to their 401K from $18,500 (2018 limit) to only $2,400. There have been other reports that suggest it might be capped at $9,000… If […]

★ What Would You Replace If You Lost Everything?
By | October 19, 2017

“Pretend you have something come in and take out your home and everything inside… everyone comes out safe, but your stuff? Gone. All of it. So, once you settle with the insurance company, what do you replace? Nobody will put their house […]

★ How Not to Get Banned From Amazon
By | October 12, 2017

“Amazon is a private company, and as such can refuse to do business with you for practically any reason, and owes you no apology, explanation, or chance to appeal. It could pretty much ban you tomorrow if it decides it no longer wants you […]

★ Screw You and Your Extended Warranty!
By | October 11, 2017

“I am about to do some depraved, awful things to the extended warranty industry. I’m sure you can handle it, but in the event Retire29 has reached anyone under the age of 18, I feel it necessary to provide due warning before […]

★ Don’t (Nicolas) Cage Yourself In
By | October 9, 2017

“The man purchased 15 high-end properties amidst the housing bubble climb, 2 European castles (that he never lived in or fixed up), a private island, 1 gulfstream jet, 4 yachts, 22 luxury automobiles, a pet crocodile and a $150,000 pet octopus.” Team […]

★ How I Survived Prison and Accidentally Found My Path to Wealth
By | October 4, 2017

“My goal is to save one reader’s life out there with this story about drugs, death, and the ten-year prison sentence I survived. This is the story on how I accidentally found my path to wealth.” Team RockstarBringing you the best of […]