★ My Trillionaire Plan

"As I watch our net worth grow, my mind starts to race at a furious pace. While a $1 million net worth is a lot of money to me, I know that it’s small change to the money elite. So, after lots of thought, I have decided to (pardon the cliches) go for the gold and shoot for the moon. My goal is to exceed the net worth of Bill Gates, Carlos Slim and Warren Buffett combined... I’m going to become a TRILLIONAIRE!"