ā˜… Screw You and Your Extended Warranty!

"I am about to do some depraved, awful things to the extended warranty industry. Iā€™m sure you can handle it, but in the event Retire29 has reached anyone under the age of 18, I feel it necessary to provide due warning before I lay utter waste to the concept of cryptic, aggressive, mispriced, 3rd-party insurance contracts on everyday consumer products."