★ OMG… I Might Be a Cheap Ass

"One of my friends threw away a perfectly fine outdoor patio furniture cushion because it was dirty… I told him to throw it in the washing machine and see if that would work (it would, it was dirt that splashed up from the patio) and he glanced at it, said 'Nahhhh, I am just going to toss it and get a new one. Don’t tell my wife.'"