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"Despite my secret plan to stop working and concealed cynical attitude, I’m an exemplary employee. I make my company lots of money by creating new business. The customer loves me and gives the company more business because of it. I get promotions, raises, high praise, and I even work well with other team members. I’m friendly, and pretend to care about the long-term success of our organization. But it’s mostly a facade. Having a good attitude and performing at a high level is the best way to earn more money."

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